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Sucks To Suck

14 Sep

You will annoy/be annoyed by others in class and you most likely will creep out/be creeped out by your peers. This is a natural part of college. You will inevitably do something that sucks, and let’s face it…it just sucks to suck. There is just nothing you can do about it.

Here are some tips to help you suck less, let it be known that this is no guarantee…

  • Facebook stalking in class. This may seem completely harmless when you are in a 300+ lecture hall, but it can be deadly. One minute you’re creeping on your hot lab partner, and the next thing you know StalkBook shows that you have one new notification. What could it be?! It’s Hot Boy, and he just wants you to know how flattered he is that you seem to love all his pictures. Yes, he is sitting behind you. Yes you should drop the class, and yes you should most definitely find another piece of meat to drool over…because that one is never happening.

I'm lucky this guy didn't block me from Facebook.

  • Wearing the same outfit two days in a row. I get it, you are lazy, running on 5 hours of sleep and you honestly could care less about looking presentable for class, but do not under any circumstances be that girl. I am all for outfit repeating, but wearing the EXACT SAME THING is just gross. Also, it becomes super awkward when you realize that the girl sitting next to you today was the same Bia you sat in front of yesterday. She definitely knows you wore those yoga pants and that sweatshirt yesterday..and you hair hasn’t moved from that messy pony-tail. Next time throw on a different sweatshirt…or just flip the girl off, totally up to you.
  • The one that asks all the questions. I absolutely disagree every year when my professor says these five little words, “There are no dumb questions.” There are most definitely dumb questions, and if you think that isn’t true than you are probably the one asking them. Don’t be that person who asks when the next paper is due/the date for the next exam and please please please do not ask about the grading policy. GO LOOK ON THE SYLLABUS! If you have a genuine question regarding the material than for sure raise your hand, but please don’t interrupt the Profs interesting lecture on the water cycle to ask whether your paper has to be 3 or 4 pages. Nobody likes that person.
  • Not showing for group project meetings. What do you mean you can’t come to the meeting again? Your assigned part isn’t written up? You need more time? BOOO. You can kiss that A for effort goodbye because I am personally writing nasty remarks and quite possibly dirty things in your part of the group evaluation. Aww, you really need this 4.0 to pass the class? Sucks to suck. Show up buddy.

Ha. No I will not "help you out" and give you a good grade..sorrryy.

Do you have any more suggestions to make college suck less??

-Nicole

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3 Responses to “Sucks To Suck”

  1. lapiattini September 14, 2011 at 7:46 pm #

    Haha I love this post- it reminds me so much of college. My school did not have large lecture halls but I feel ya on the dumb questions one. I’m a teacher and always say that to my kids but in college there were just people who did not pay attention and then asked ridiculous stuff!

  2. Lois September 14, 2011 at 11:42 pm #

    laughed out loud at this and then forced my housemates to listen to me read quotes aloud woooo

  3. jill September 19, 2011 at 2:55 pm #

    Haha that lecture stalking story is priceless! I don’t even like facebook stalking in the library, unless I’m in a very dark corner…with a hood over my face.

    x. jill
    those ghosts

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